1) Choose the shit you like the most and hit the Order Shit button.
2) Enter the recipient's address and make a payment.
3) Once we've received your money, we'll immediately start processing your order and its shipment.
4) We'll place the shit into a plastic box, wrap it in a beautiful paper and even add a bow.
5) The package will not contain any of your personal data.
6) All that's left is to ship the package to the address you provided.