10 MOST COMMON REASONS TO SEND A SHIT:
6. Raise Morale In Your Workplace
7. Shock Your Classmates
8. Gardeners Love Fertilizers
9. You Care About Ecology
10. Support Our Animals
1. End Your Relationship In Style
2. Politicians. Period.
3. An Amusing Gift
4. Revenge For Bad Grades
5. Drastically Improve Customer Service